Fuck Hallmark, and don’t even think about sending me a card from the same place you bought your six pack. If you’re gonna bother, go the extra mile.
Personally, I’m a sucker for letterpress. Don’t worry, fellas, shit doesn’t have to be pink rococo. These mid-century modern letterpress cards are masculine and stunning. Send me a thoughtful note on letterpress, and I’ll never forget you.
Hell, I’ve given blowjobs for less.

