Kiehl’s Micro-Dermabrasion Scrub
Shit that works, right here. Use it in conjunction with the overnight biological peel, and your face will fucking glow.
A decadent orgy of materialistic delight in the pursuit of fashionable fuckery.
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12/24/10
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12/23/10
Gelac Mani + Pedi
What the fuck is Gelac, you ask? It’s this crazy new hybrid of traditional polish and the UV gel stuff I just took for a spin at my hometown cosmetology school. They matched my original Whore Talk purple, but this shit is smooth and shiny as glass and guaranteed not to chip for a fortnight… we’ll see.
Since I was a beauty school lab rat, I got the the whole shebang for forty bucks. If you’re looking for a deal, there’s a school in every town. Find a good one and be a guinea pig. Nails only. Don’t ever let a student fuck with your hair or skin. Duh. -
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I love these all-purpose fuckers. They clean, refresh, and tone all in one fell swoop, and I’d be lying if I didn’t admit they were the world’s best cum rags.
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12/21/10
“Whatever, dude. I wash my ass with fancier soap than you.”
Since you asked, this is the stuff. If I’m about to have the kind of night where I want my ass to be described as supple or luscious, I’ll also follow up my shower with the Bliss Plum Plum Body Oil.
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12/20/10
This limited edition shit from their holiday collection will go great with those Balenciaga boating shoes.
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12/18/10
I started a style blog for a lot of reasons, but the one that finally tipped the scales was that you bitches wouldn’t quit asking about my nail polish. That look is my own secret recipe, but you can duplicate it by layering “Show It & Glow It” on top of “Let Me Entertain You” from the OPI Burlesque collection. I’m really into purple right now.
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Oscar Blandi Pronto Dry Shampoo
This product is a party girl lifesaver. It freshens up your whole world after an all-nighter or in between shampoos. It absorbs grease and build-up, no water necessary. Yes, it really works. Yes, there’s some dark arts shit going on here.
