Gelac Mani + Pedi
What the fuck is Gelac, you ask? It’s this crazy new hybrid of traditional polish and the UV gel stuff I just took for a spin at my hometown cosmetology school. They matched my original Whore Talk purple, but this shit is smooth and shiny as glass and guaranteed not to chip for a fortnight… we’ll see.
Since I was a beauty school lab rat, I got the the whole shebang for forty bucks. If you’re looking for a deal, there’s a school in every town. Find a good one and be a guinea pig. Nails only. Don’t ever let a student fuck with your hair or skin. Duh.