Martini glasses accessorized with a silver olive hook? This pleases me.
A decadent orgy of materialistic delight in the pursuit of fashionable fuckery.
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5/25/12
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3/20/12
French Onion Soup Grilled Cheese
I’m all up in your kitchen, bitch.
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10/20/11
This is my freshly stocked refrigerator. One of my maid-of-honor duties is an act of solidarity as my best friend does a bridal cleanse package this weekend. I’ll let you know how it goes.
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3/8/11
Everybody has their favorite at The Farmer’s Market, and Tuna Sambal from Singapore’s Banana Leaf is mine. Yeah, I like it spicy.
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2/23/11
I finally saw Tom Ford’s A Single Man last night. Colin Firth and Julianne Moore spent a pivotal scene smoking Nat Sherman Fantasias in a lush, 1960’s era Los Angeles bungalow. Fucking delicious.
I used to smoke these things back in the day. Not only could I have a cigarette that matched my outfit, but if a guy ever asked to bum one of my smokes, I could offer him up a pink one and laugh to myself as nine times out of ten he’d change his mind. -
12/31/10
Tonight is a night for champagne, and these little fuckers make a delicious addition to the bottom of your flute. The syrup is red and sweet with a raspberry rhubarb flavor, and the flowers bloom as you drink.
Happy New Years, bitches.
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12/30/10
This has nothing to do with style, but I just bummed one of these fuckers after a week and a half with no ciggies, and I’d swear the secret ingredient is purple kush, because I’m high as giraffe pussy.
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12/24/10
Shit is crisp, and at only thirteen bucks, it makes a great dinner party gift because of the bottle itself. The image is painted directly on the glass, and for some reason, it makes you wanna keep the thing.
Cocktail wise, you can always do a Bellini, but for those of us who can handle our booze, I suggest a Mezzo. It’s a shot of citrus vodka, a shot of pomegranate juice, and prosecco to fill. Fucking delicious.
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12/21/10
I love this little joint. It’s on Sierra Bonita right off of Sunset. Their caramels with red Hawaiian sea salt are so good they will knock you on you ass.
