Dear Whore Talk,
I know it’s months away but a wonderfully unseasonable week of heat in Austin has me thinking of summer and the baggy assed swim trunks that I and every guy I know wears these days. It seems like all there is is below-the-knee-fist-pumping-Lake-Havasu wear and way-to-close-to-the-junk-Euro-trash wear, have any recommendations for brands that sport a well cut mid-thigh in-between? You know, if you got it flaunt it, but don’t shove it in everyone’s face?
Understood if you don’t answer this totally off season question but was reading your wonderful blog(s) and the thought popped in my head and felt like writing you, and hell, if you feel something, might as well write if down and mail it to someone.
You are kitten bellies laced with powdered gold and accentuated by Biggie Smalls “”Uh!”“, thanks for doing all you do.
Right on, dude. What you want is Vilebrequin’s Master Cut. These things are the perfect balance between the two men’s swimwear style extremes of douche trunks and plum smugglers.
Vilebrequins are made out of spinnaker canvas (the shit sails are made of), and the prints are all colorful, tasteful, and exclusive to this company. In case you’re wondering, Vilebrequin (pronounced “ville burr kin”) is French for “crankshaft,” a reference to the designer’s passion for automobiles, which should give you a clue to how finely tuned the engineering behind each pair is.