It’s time to start bikini shopping, and this fringy little coral number from Boys + Arrows is perfect for Coachella.
A decadent orgy of materialistic delight in the pursuit of fashionable fuckery.
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3/23/12
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9/2/11
Take notes. Next time you whores gotta do the walk of shame with nothing but a one night stand’s lipstick stained dress shirt, this is how you do it.
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7/8/11
The School of Life has paired up with Morgans Hotel Group to create a “Minibar for the Mind.” It comes with conversation starters, a volume of collected thoughts, and a writers block pencil set in case you get inspired. Next time I’m at the Mondrian, I will definitely raid this minibar.
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6/13/11
The Gun Every Woman Needs
Check out this high fashion accessory pistol from Atelier Ted Noten. It comes loaded with “seven necessities for a woman” including a pill compartment, lipgloss, hairpin, USB stick and a 100 gram silver bar. Shit, the only thing it’s missing is a vibrator. -
5/10/11
I gotta rock this We Are Handsome swimsuit next time I hit The Standard’s rooftop pool. Nothing beats wearing the skyline while floating on top of it.
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5/3/11
Okay, Summer’s coming. It’s time to put away my Jeffrey Campbell Skate Boots for the real thing, and I’m loving these badass Hybrids from Riedell.
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3/28/11
Here’s one more for my list of favorite books. Every last one of you bitches should find yourself a copy. Trust me, there is freedom in these pages.
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3/11/11
Listen up, all you lovers and fuckers. I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of my online boutique where I’m kicking things off with a NEIVZ + Coquette collaboration featuring my own collection of cooler-than-fuck handmade jewelry by one of my favorite Los Angeles artists and designers, Steven Shein.
Stop in to the Coquette Boutique and check out all my ridiculous bling. If something catches your eye, snatch it up quick. These pieces are all limited edition, and they’re only available through the site.
Oh, and of course, this is all just the beginning, so bookmark my shit and come back often. I think you’ll like where this goes.
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2/23/11
I finally saw Tom Ford’s A Single Man last night. Colin Firth and Julianne Moore spent a pivotal scene smoking Nat Sherman Fantasias in a lush, 1960’s era Los Angeles bungalow. Fucking delicious.
I used to smoke these things back in the day. Not only could I have a cigarette that matched my outfit, but if a guy ever asked to bum one of my smokes, I could offer him up a pink one and laugh to myself as nine times out of ten he’d change his mind. -
2/15/11
Agent Provocateur Cha, Cha, Cha!
Say hello to the fringey wonder I got for V Day from my own shady version of Mr. Big.
Yeah, I’m such a fucking tease.
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1/10/11
Every party girl survival kit should include a pair of foldable flats. Drop these puppies in your purse and swap out those stilettos when the sun starts to rise. If you need a quick fix, Dr. Scholl’s Fast Flats are available in most all-night drugstores. Come on, bitches. There’s no excuse to be the barefoot girl at the after hours.
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12/27/10
Morning sex is the best. Morning breath is the worst.
If you don’t think his morning wood will last while you both skip to the bathroom to brush, you gotta keep the necessaries within arm’s reach. If your sensibilities are delicate, keep this handblown beauty by Esque for Branch Home filled with mouthwash on the bedside table. It’s pricier than most, but you can get a perfectly good one on the cheap.
Of course for hardcore bitches, a bottle of Jack Daniels will always do in a pinch.
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12/24/10
Shit is crisp, and at only thirteen bucks, it makes a great dinner party gift because of the bottle itself. The image is painted directly on the glass, and for some reason, it makes you wanna keep the thing.
Cocktail wise, you can always do a Bellini, but for those of us who can handle our booze, I suggest a Mezzo. It’s a shot of citrus vodka, a shot of pomegranate juice, and prosecco to fill. Fucking delicious.
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12/23/10
I love these all-purpose fuckers. They clean, refresh, and tone all in one fell swoop, and I’d be lying if I didn’t admit they were the world’s best cum rags.
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12/18/10
Oscar Blandi Pronto Dry Shampoo
This product is a party girl lifesaver. It freshens up your whole world after an all-nighter or in between shampoos. It absorbs grease and build-up, no water necessary. Yes, it really works. Yes, there’s some dark arts shit going on here.
